Yesterday, while chopping up some cauliflower to eat with x-mas dinner, I encountered a hitchhiker like the one pictured above. I could not contain the chills and wretches. It was like a green shrimp, bigger than a quarter and still alive. It had been living in the head of cauliflower that had been picked, wrapped, shipped and displayed in the whole foods produce section. I'm sure he/she had plenty to eat on this journey like James and the Giant Peach. Living in the home that you eat your way out of.
